THE UGLY TRUTH ( LA CRUDA VERDAD)

Mike Chadway: OK, we've gotta teach you flirting.
Abby Richter: I know how to flirt.
Mike Chadway: Oh, OK. "My name's Abby and I enjoy reading Tolstoy, taking long walks and romantic picnics." I don't think so.
Abby Richter: [grabs Mike's ass, imitating his voice] Hey baby, wearing any underwear?

Mike Chadway: Hey, I would never say that and I wouldn't grab ass.

Abby Richter: [still imitating him] What's wrong with a little ass grabbing, I mean what's it there for if not for me to grab it?

[she squeezes Mike's ass tightly which makes him wince in pain]

Mike Chadway: You are a deeply disturbed person.

Abby Richter: [normal voice] Maybe I'm just a really good student.

[Runs her hand down his chest and upper body]

Mike Chadway: Will you stop doing that?

Abby Richter: Doing what?

[still running her finger up and down his body]

Mike Chadway: Running your finger down... there... over me.

Abby Richter: Why, is it turning you on?

Mike Chadway: [forces a laugh as if to say "yeah right"] Maybe.

Abby Richter: [seductively] You know, I think I kinda like it.

Mike Chadway: Really?

Abby Richter: [leaning in, her face almost touching his] Sucker.

Mike Chadway: [annoyed] I knew it. That's it, no teaching the teacher.

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Abby Richter: [mockingly] I'm Mike Chadway. I like girls in Jello. I like to fuck like a monkey. Don't fall in love. It's scary.
Mike Chadway: Yeah, it is scary. It's terrifying. Especially when I'm in love with a psycho like you.
Abby Richter: I am not a psycho!
Mike Chadway: I just told you that I love you and all you heard was "psycho." You're the definition of neurotic.
Abby Richter: No! The definition of neurotic is a person who suffers from anxiety, obessive thoughts, compulsive acts, and physical ailments without any objective reason...
Mike Chadway: Shut up! Yet again I told you that I'm in love with you and you're standing there giving me a vocabulary lesson.
Abby Richter: You're in love with me. Why?
Mike Chadway: Beats the shit out of me, but I am.

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